Opossums Summoning Lightning T-Shirt | Epic Animal Graphic Tee
Nature is powerful.
Apparently so are opossums.
Opossums Summoning Lightning features three extremely determined opossums raising their paws beneath a violent electrical storm, surrounded by dark clouds, mist, and branching bolts of lightning. Rendered like an absurdly serious vintage fantasy/wildlife shirt, the whole thing looks dramatically important despite offering absolutely no explanation for why the opossums have acquired this ability.
Printed on the garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717, this tee has the soft, lived-in feel of an old favorite from the first wear. The heavyweight ring-spun cotton and relaxed unisex fit make it an easy everyday choice for opossum lovers, weird-animal people, storm enthusiasts, and anyone who believes local wildlife may be considerably more powerful than we’ve been led to believe.
Shirt Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt
- 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
- Soft-washed, garment-dyed finish
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Pre-shrunk
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Tubular construction with no side seams
- Sewn-in Comfort Colors label
- Available in a curated selection of colors chosen specifically for this design
Fit Note: Comfort Colors 1717 has a relaxed unisex fit. Choose your usual size for an easy everyday fit, or size up for a roomier, oversized look.
Made to order especially for you, because apparently thunderstorms are now a marsupial-managed resource.
— Butterscotch Walrus
Good shirts. Bad ideas. Pure walrus.